mickeysphilharmagic:

mickeysphilharmagic:

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.
“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”
“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,
“I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.”
And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

(via fake-mermaid)